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Joke of the Day

"Probably the worst & the best thing about having King Kong go crazy in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia."

"A maybe original one-liner ""I put blood, sweat, and tears into my work,"" said the disgusting bartender."

"DOCTOR: You've suffered a brain injury. It's affected your hippocampus ME:What? Lol sorry I was picturing hippos at college. Who are u again"

"What do you call a white guy with an air horn? A honkey"

"Friends are like balloons; if you stab them, they die."

"""You're not the pizza guy."" Bin Laden's last words."

"(really fucked up joke) How do you say happiness in German? Auschwitz"

"""I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on Earth! Never to be said to an evil genius... ever."

"If you aren't happy being single, you'll never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life first, then share it."

"Why do feminists always complain about video games? Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them."