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Joke of the Day

"A girl's tinder bio said ""I would die without food"" uh okay me too"

"This ebola scare is getting out of hand I just threw ebola at someone who said good morning to me before I had my coffee"

"What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist? You can actually negotiate with a terrorist."

"""Honey did you put a dead rattlesnake in my boot?"" Oh it died?"

"Hey yoda... Are we in the right way? -Off course we are. -All right. KEEP GOING IN THIS WAY."

"There are two types of people in this world: people who pee in the shower and liars."

"How do you fit 100 babies into a cup? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips."

"Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics? Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border."

"Dad: There's no use crying over spilled milk son. Me: But dad it was tequila! Dad: What!? *cries immensely*"

"What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes? A redditor"