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Joke of the Day
"A girl's tinder bio said ""I would die without food"" uh okay me too"
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"Accidentally brushed my teeth with hemorrhoid cream ...but at least my asshole smells minty fresh"
"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time!"
"I eat children for a living You what? I said I feed children Oh haha thought you sa- TO MY MOUTH"
"White men can jump to conclusions."
"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
"What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker with cavier please!"
"Air & Sex - Joke Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men? A miso-genie!"
"No, I said I wanted to BING you on my kitchen counter. You know, the popular search engine?"