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Joke of the Day
"[1st date] Waiter: Can I get you a drink ma'am ? Me: Wow really bro right in front of me?"
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"""DO NOT TOUCH"" Must be the scariest thing to read ... ... in Braille."
"A man walks into a bar He shits in it ...Sorry"
"give a man a fish, and he'll just expect more free fish. teach a man to fish, and you can stick him with crippling fishing school debt"
"Dracula & other undead people who sleep in coffins must have good abs. They always rise up flat-backed when the casket opens."
"72 What is 72? 69 with 3 people watching!"
"What do you call a George Clooney sex party? A Georgy. ( )"
"It's too bad National Constipation Day isn't more well-known... ...because currently, no one gives a shit."
"Mom asked about a stock she's owned for 20yrs called Amazon & I've mostly been telling her I love her & reminding her my brother never calls"
"What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ? Both can climb trees, except the piano"