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"So I heard Rolf Harris got 5 years, 9 months... His favourite"
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"I don't get sports lingo. It's always offsides this, penalty that, murder this, sexual assault that."
"I seriously thought the slang phrase 'This place is 'crackalackin!', actually meant 'This place is lacking white people'."
"The world is becoming too politically correct You can't even say black paint anymore, instead you have to say ""Lamar can you please paint the fence""."
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"Once I've read about the perils of alcohol, I've decided to stop. Stop reading that is!"
"Why are so many people caucusing for Hillary Clinton... They were inspired by Monica Lewinsky."
"When you pass gas loudly in a crowded room, everyone should applaud... That takes some guts."
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"You: ""Whale you be my Valentuna?"" Me: ""Dolphinately."""