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Joke of the Day

"And the Lord said, 'Let there be idiots.'"

"Sure, Aphrodite poses naked in a giant clam shell, she's a goddess. But when I do it, I'm ''drunk' and 'no longer welcome at the aquarium'."

"On Monday nights, I give my plants the pleasure of a striptease show by watering them with ice cubes."

"A dyslexic arab walks into a bar ouch, says the other arab"

"Jokes About Canada I've been trying to think of jokes about Canada. I could rib on universal health care, maple syrup, or ""sorry"". But no matter what I think of, it always ends up feeling sort of eh."

"Next time somebody calls your home phone... Say ""Can I call you back? I'm driving."""

"When I was young I wanted to be smart, like my dad ... he also wants to be smart!"

"I have a difficult time living in buildings near many neighbors I think I have an apartment complex."

"I tried commiting suicide today. Never doing that shit again. I almost killed myself"

"- You are more attractive when you don't wear glasses -You too, when I don't wear glasses"