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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the scarecrow that got an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."
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"Your x-ray showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with photoshop."
"15 men all vying for the chance to fight with one woman: 1. The Bachelorette 2. The American presidential race Samsies."
"What's the difference between Bluetooth and The Titanic? The Titanic sinks."
"What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises."
"I'm making a movie about a guy who thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him, so he secretly followers her around to keep an eye on her. It's called ""Bae Watch""."
"A baby seal walks into a club"
"Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn."
"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds funny dozen tit."
"It's greats having your doctor say you're narcissistic. It's like being compared to the stuff of legends."