187502

Joke of the Day

"Thanks to the 96 years of sun bathing grandma doesn't need a leather jacket to ride on the motorcycle with me."

"I want my last words be... ""I didn't want these to be my last words."""

"How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"10 ways to stop Procrastinating 1."

"I got a text from an unknown number that said ""Game on."" It's either a wrong number, or someone wants to wear my skin like a suit."

"First day as a drug dealer. Made a ton of sales. Boy are people forgetful, they all left their wallets at home.Gonna be rich tomorrow though"

"How do you starve a black guy? Hide his food stamps under his work boots."

"it's gotta be as much fun for a slinky to go down an escalator as it is for a human to walk on a treadmill"

"Wife-CAN YOU CLEAN UP? Me-*Quietly mutters- I don't work for you! 3-*runs out of room yelling- DADDY SAYS HE DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU!"

"that's one of the last straws. I'm going to throw a small tantrum, then continue putting up with both this bullshit and all future bullshit."