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Joke of the Day

"Maybe it's karma that I stepped in gum after all the times I've spit mine out on sidewalks. Didn't stop me from keying the nearest car."

"God loves me but I'm not looking for anything serious."

"You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims! Clique Bait"

"So a guy walks into a cow Moo"

"My mind and my body are starting to strongly disagree about how old I am."

"It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races."

"North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there's someone for every un."

"Facebook etiquette: Thou shall not hold a conversation under someone's status post."

"Don't make a scientist mad. They will research you."

"So an Olympian walks into a bar... and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed."