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Joke of the Day
"What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? Nothing."
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"I love money. I set it free and it didn't come back. Relationships are hard."
"What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life? A trans-ginger"
"I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator She always opens up to me"
"I am going to live stream my extremely Mexican wife farting onto an 8x10 photograph of Donald trump at midnihgt"
"Breaking News: Radio Shack is closing 1,100 stores nationwide. Even Breakier News: I can't believe there's 1,100 Radio Shack's."
"What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance? Dewalts"
"Two Dicks... Two dicks were hanging out at a bar."
"Why was Georg Ohm such a badass rockstar? Because he knew a squared amp and resistance gave you power"
"What snooker and women have in common? When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown."