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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the factory run by a hangman? All work has been suspended."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !"
"Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money? They consider a million years ago to be Recent."
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."
"Where do you find a one legged dog? Wherever you fucking left it!"
"I have this horrible tofu joke I'm afraid to post... It's really tasteless."
"Hot chick without makeup: her beauty is so effortless & carefree Me without makeup: why is that very sick grandma not in a home"
"I just ate 40 cheese sticks in a row! BAM! Looks like I don't need a ""family"" to get ""value"" out of your stupid bag!"
"*Me ordering food, wearing a new white shirt* I'll have whatever is the most splattery and red"
"A sad dickhead walks into a bar... and the bartender asks him, ""Why the schlong face?"""