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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Iron man and Iron woman? Iron man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command."

"Pretty offensive joke: Why does all Turkish men have a mustache? because they wanna look like their mother."

"What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback"

"Why did Aladdin have a shoe on his crotch? Because he told the Genie he wanted his penis to grow a foot."

"Yoda: A Jedi, you will not be. Train Chewbacca, I will. Luke: But why? Yoda: Better piggyback rides, he gives."

"Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans. I don't like to talk about the Holocaust either. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and fell off the guard tower."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Olive My Love"

"I hate it when girls say the wrong name during sex They know my name isn't someone help"

"How do big yellow machinery fall asleep. they bulldoze"