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Joke of the Day
"What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song? Olive My Love"
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"I just put a client on hold for five minutes while I went to the break room to heat up a burrito in case you wondered about my work ethic."
"I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would've been an embarrassing obituary."
"I start a new job in Seoul next week... ...I thought it might be a good Korea move."
"what do you call bees on halloween? boo bees"
"Q: What side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside."
"Do vampires get AIDS?"
"I wish there was a sarcasm font so people could read my humour and not be offended."
"Maybe teenagers just aren't strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat"
"Policeman:""Sir, we have sufficient evidence to believe that this vehicle has been stolen. Me: how Policeman: Step out of the tank Sir"