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Joke of the Day

"Why did Aladdin have a shoe on his crotch? Because he told the Genie he wanted his penis to grow a foot."

"What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait? 2B or not 2B?"

"What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy mixed-up squid."

"I get it Bryan Adams. It was the summer of 69, but what year?"

"I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift.. But I couldn't find a manual."

"What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!"

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can ? His wife died."

"What question must always be answered ""Yes""? ""What does Y-E-S spell?"""

"Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!"

"I hate when people text me ""what are you doing?"" at 1:00 pm on a weekday. Well I don't have your Art History degree, so probably ""working""."