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Joke of the Day

"Pretty offensive joke: Why does all Turkish men have a mustache? because they wanna look like their mother."

"Apparently they don't use the term ""stealth handjob"" in the UK They call it a ""blanket wanket""."

"What did the bartender say to the horse? bartender: Why the long face? Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family."

"They say in a group of friends, there's always one person who's probably a psychopathic killer. There's no group now... I couldn't take that chance."

"I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and sh*t myself."

"What did the two tampons have in common? They were both stuck up bitches"

"My friend asked if I could help him write a bedtime story for his kids. I thought ""what a novel idea""."

"Did you hear Miley Cyrus got a new job? Coworkers say she has an excellent Twerk ethic"

"All of my friends call me SAT prep Because no one ever does me... :("

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says ""Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there!"""