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Joke of the Day

"Pretty offensive joke: Why does all Turkish men have a mustache? because they wanna look like their mother."

"I think I'm starting to see why it's a bad idea to give Trump access to nuclear launch codes... He'll just fire them"

"They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be ""Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."""

"Man, those guys in the Cialis commercial sure are charmed by their wives' approximations of human behavior"

"Every cigarette that you smoke...... ....... Takes 7 minutes off your student loan debt."

"What do you have when you got 6 road workers and 6 lesbians? 12 people who don't do dick."

"I told my waiter the same thing i told my plastic surgeon. Give me chicken breasts."

"Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No I'm serious!"

"What's brown and sticky? Chris Brown after each prison stay."

"If trump doesn't get the Republican nomination There will be hell toupe (Converted from another joke found in this board!)"