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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a plastic surgeon Which raised a few eyebrows."
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"I bought a dog so I wouldn't feel creepy picking up poop off the sidewalk"
"Quick! Everyone on Facebook is at church! Let's go steal all their shit!"
"Business Idea: 1. Buy a taco truck. 2. Park it in front of my house. 3. Sell tacos to myself."
"How do you advertise a motor home? A trailer"
"They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun."
"Having sex is like playing an instrument. When you do it right, you'll start hearing noises."
"Coworker drank the last of the coffee and now he's going to the clinic for a 'work related' injury."
"When I get startled, I scream in a really deep voice instead of my normal one. Cause if I'm going to be freaked out, you should be too."
"How do you make pickle bread? With dill dough"