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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four drowning spanish teachers? Cuatro sinko. ;)"
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"Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride"
"If Hillary Clinton stripped off her pant suit, what would you see? Depends."
"If you're wondering at what age you'll stop messing up your life know that it's not 40 and apparently not 50 either."
"What should you take for stomach pain? A shit"
"What's the best vegetable to bring to a party? Stephen Hawking"
"What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor? ""can't anchor us"" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry."
"Find someone who can make you happy, like a doctor or pharmacist....basically anyone who has access to mood-enhancing drugs."
"Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk? They know their limits."
"The recent fake excitement of soccer in the U.S. confirms my belief that Americans will pretend to like anything they can scream USA about."