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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four drowning spanish teachers? Cuatro sinko. ;)"
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"What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend? Jamaican me crazy!!"
"Ultimate joke formula Q: What did (x) say to (x)? A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf? ;3 ""F*** you"""
"I had Chinese German food Hour later I was hungry for power"
"If guns don't kill people.... If guns don't kill people, people kill people, then toasters don't toast toast. Toast toasts toast."
"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on a prenutshell agreement."
"They should make condoms out of bubble wrap. *pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee! *pop pop pop* Hee-hee-oh! *pop* That was fun!"
"My head feels like something Picasso would have drawn."
"School is like a boner.. It's long and hard unless you're Asian."
"What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? Cheez Waz."