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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing at a bad joke party? The punch lines."
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"I generally don't trim my ear hair until it effects my peripheral vision."
"No matter how kind you are... No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder."
"Say no to drugs. Although if you're talking to drugs you may already be on drugs."
"What did Caesar say when he went to the whorehouse? Veni Vidi Veni"
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the other side."
"Apologies to General Tso for what I'm about to do to his chicken."
"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because he found it soda pressing."
"Those rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don't they?"