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Joke of the Day

"Attention crazy man on the subway: this is God. Please start telling everyone else in the car what I'm saying to you."

"What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"My son asked me what's it like being married. I said ""You know how you have to eat your vegetables to get dessert? Like that""."

"What do you call a girl ant who claims she can see the future .... .... clairvoyant"

"Dad jokes are amazing/beautiful/magical things!! People today seem to thing dad jokes are cringe worthy but being a dad i feel i must speak out!! So what arr your best dad jokes?"

"Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth? Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound."

"Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted."

"The news from Australia yesterday was terrifying That poor Muslim guy, I'd hate to be trapped in a room full of Australians too."

"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."

"I wish I could Google search...Who likes me?"