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Joke of the Day

"Attention crazy man on the subway: this is God. Please start telling everyone else in the car what I'm saying to you."

"What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*"

"Why don't rabbits make any noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls"

"You should never kiss someone on Jan 1... It is only the first date."

"Next year is going to be an odd one. credit goes to my dad."

"I get a little too excited when I hear the sound of sizzling fajitas go by."

"What do you call a theft by a stumbling person? A lumberjack."

"Why does Karl Marx like stormy days? There are no classes."

"Horse walks into a bar... ..Barman: ""Why the long face?"""

"Why did the whale have to go see his doctor? His diet was krill-in him."