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Joke of the Day

"The news from Australia yesterday was terrifying That poor Muslim guy, I'd hate to be trapped in a room full of Australians too."

"Kim Kardashian is essentially three asses stacked on top of each other."

"What do you call gingers in Auschwitz? Concentrated Orange Jews"

"What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber? Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up"

"A priest, rapist and pedophile enter a bar. ^^^A ^^^priest, ^^^rapist ^^^and ^^^pedophile ^^^enter ^^^a ^^^bar. He orders a beer."

"Eggs What does an embryo say when it's serious? No yolk!"

"Relationship status: using the middle stall so someone has to sit next to me."

"I take for granite people's poor grammar. More pacifically, how there always thinking ""for all intensive purposes"" is supposably correct."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? ""Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"""

"Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party? It was leave your keys at the door."