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Joke of the Day
"My friend has a butler who had his left arm cut off... ...serves him right!"
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"I was tickling my brothers feet last night, when my mum woke up and asked me to stop. Apparently I should wait until he is born."
"A missing joke If found please pm me."
"My wife's leaving me because I'm too arrogant. I told her to close the door on her way back in."
"""Sure, you can wear shorts to preschool today."" -the reason I am sleeping on the couch right now"
"How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!"
"Biggest fears: 4. Dancing in public 3. Spiders 2. Forgetting names 1. Dancing in public with spiders who's names I forget"
"I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited."
"Riding a car... A man, in *curve*, skids."
"I don't know if you really meant to Like Ebola on Facebook, 8,000 people"