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Joke of the Day
"I don't know if you really meant to Like Ebola on Facebook, 8,000 people"
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"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Cause Jewish women won't take anything unless its 10% off."
"Dating a single mother.... It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A shit-zoo."
"""My eyes are up here"" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out."
"A girl called me yesterday and said ""Come over there's no one home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"I collect coins and old paper money. For our anniversary, my wife surprised me with a $1,000 bill! Unfortunately, it was from Fendi, for a pair of shoes."
"You have to admire husband's focus as he plays on his iPad while I furiously chop carrots tapping out ""I hate you"" in morse code w my knife."
"Whats the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians"