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Joke of the Day

"[Creation] God: *creates the crab Crab: ""wtf?"" God:""You're a crab"" Crab:""wtf?"" God:""Now go forth"" Crab: *walks sideways ""WTAF?!"""

"What does a Miami Heat fan do when his team wins the NBA Finals? He turns off the video game system."

"Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? They give them gas."

"Bon Jovi published a diet book It's called ""Living on a Pear"""

"What is worse than three babies in three containers? NSFW One baby in three containers."

"Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone."

"Our perfume store is finally going out of business... I guess it just makes scents.Nobody nose about us."

"In a lesbian relationship... Is their house just a huge kitchen?"

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush."

"I'm donating my body to science. I'm getting sick of it taking up space in the freezer."