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Joke of the Day
"In a lesbian relationship... Is their house just a huge kitchen?"
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"The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of its racist, violence prone, and uncivilized connotations"
"Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying ""Tick, tick, tick, tick,...""? ""Ve haff vays of meking you tock."""
"Just dismissed my low battery warning while watching a p*rn. It's a fight to the finish now."
"I don't know why we need a special day for it, I vote for boobs every day."
"My dog died recently. It was really hard for the whole family. But it was even harder to flush her down the toilet."
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAND EYYEEEEEEEE"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have pricks on the OUTSIDE."
"Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie? He was way to high, man."
"I tried to start a conversation with a mute Native American but he didn't know ""how."""