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Joke of the Day
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But then I realised toucan play at that game."
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"How to rid yourself of geeks [**star wars spoilers**] thats how"
"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's middle finger."
"What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E"
"What do you call an airline run by nazis? Aryan Air"
"Guess a movie funded by reddit featuring Tom Hanks and Matt Damon.???? Shaving Pao's Privates. ;)"
"If you put dry teabags in shoes they absorb the odor. So your shoes smell good but the tea tastes so bad it's almost not worth it"
"I had no idea time zones were so far apart...Just landed in China and it's fucking New Year apparently."
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass"
"I wonder if anyone in a full burqa ever thinks, ""Wow, that's a great picture of me."""