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Joke of the Day
"I like my TVs like I like my women Curvy."
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"""I'm very sorry, but you will die soon"", said the doctor ""How soon?"", the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. ""In ten."" ""Ten what? Ten years? Ten-"" ""Nine."" ""Eight."""
"in australia we call her kilometrey cyrus"
"I would never wanna fuck ""feminists"" Because i dont fuck children"
"Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses? It helps with division."
"""my eye is up here"" -Illuminati pyramid"
"What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation? ALPACA BAG"
"It's cool we live in a time where we can just type ""lol"" or ""haha"" without actually having to laugh or have feelings."
"A guy walks into a pet store wanting to buy a talking bird. He sees a parrot and says to the bird, ""Hey, can you speak, stupid?"" The bird replies, ""Yes, can you fly, Dummy?"""
"*man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*"