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Joke of the Day
"TIFU I'm like a 4/10 and she was a total 9."
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"*Dog puts cupcake on my nose and tells me to ""stay"""
"Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? Depends where you put the cucumber"
"How long is a Chinese name that isn't a question"
"(Commercial for noses) *puts bump of cocaine up butt, turns to camera* ""If only there was a better way"""
"Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes? This is God thanking them for bacon."
"Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts to the second... ""How do i get to the other side of the river"" The second man shouts back : ""You are on the other side of the river."""
"[elementary school] BULLY: gimme your lunch money ME: no B: *grabs me by shirt* I said give it M: ok but this has to stop I'm your teacher"
"I masturbate with soap... Just thought I'd come clean."
"An oldie but goldie! *How do you stop a charging bull?* ***Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! ~Skip"