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"How long is a Chinese name that isn't a question"
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"Coors Light ships cold straight from the factory. I wish other water companies would do the same."
"What do you call math that gives you PTSD? Triggernometry"
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega sore ass."
"""Love"" means never having to say ""I'm scoreless at tennis"""
"Punny wednesday The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone. ""Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later."""
"I've made a list of seven notes on how to get to the front page If you follow the first 6 it will get you a few hundred upvotes but with Note 7 it will blow up"
"My wife saw someone kill horses in Minecraft and she is making me build a Minecraft memorial for dead Minecraft animals."
"Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them they disappear."
"What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? When you get a divorce you get rid of the whole prick."