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Joke of the Day

"While I was very disappointed & angry to find my daughter smoking a cigarette I'll be damned if she didn't look cooler."

"What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time? Tooth Hurty"

"What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla? Just one hair."

"Do you know why Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!"

"What do Australian terrorists say before attacking? Uluruakbar"

"What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake? Get off me, homes."

"Dad, I can't drink from this mug... - ...it has no opening! - You are right,son. And besides this, it has no bottom!"

"Why are the ""sans"" family of fonts so serious? No one wants to be comic sans."

"conjunctivitis.com... ... It's a site for sore eyes."

"I have no idea how I use to get around in the dark before I had a cell phone."