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Joke of the Day
"What title do a sandwich and an occupation in the porn industry share? The Fluffernutter."
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"I love my girlfriend's dog, ""Missy."" She messes inside a lot though, especially if I show too much attention to the dog."
"You look like the grinch with plastic surgery gone wrong!"
"Whats in the middle of girl's leg ? And the answer is, 'Knee'"
"My cat died. But I know he'll forever live on in passwords."
"How do fish make calls? On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one...."
"""Sound the alarm!"" ""Dude, there's no way that thing will fit."""
"What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend? Scissor me timbers"