83087

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bee that comes from US? USB !! sorry, I am going to shoot myself now!"

"Did you hear Barnum and Bailey Circus is shutting down? They can't compete with American politics."

"Why are lawyers and their clients not allowed to engage in sexual relations? So the client doesn't get billed twice for getting fucked twice!"

"No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas."

"What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night? Patty-O`Furniture"

"The latest research shows that... Research is pointless."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Can't jelly my dick in your ass"

"When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon... ...they gave him the cold shoulder."

"I saw in the newspaper that my town was searching for a pedophile. I called in thinking I could help but it turns out that it wasn't actually a job opening."

"The doctor told me I couldn't lift large objects for two weeks after surgery. Guess I'll be peeing sitting down for awhile."