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Joke of the Day
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack, quack."""
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"Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert."
"What is the most confusing day in Harlem Fathers day"
"How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? ""Go fuck yourself!"""
"Someone tried to tell me a joke in real life and it went on and on and on for like 3 sentences."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don't know who this is !"
"The best part of the Titanic is when Rose is holding onto Jack and she's all like, 'I'll never let go' and then she lets go."
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out"
"Damn boy, are you wearing an anti-gravity suit? 'Cause I'm not the least bit attracted to you."
"So I have a pretty good fathers day joke Can't wait to tell my dad when he finally brings the milk home"