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Joke of the Day

"A Mexican Magician During his performance, he says: ""On the count of three, I will disappear! "" So he starts counting... UNO... DOS.... and then suddenly he disappears without a tres."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don't get support soon, people will think we are nuts."

"I fed the pigs at my farm their food, I guess I could say they went ham"

"Q: What did the mermaid do last Sunday night? A: She went to sea a movie."

"What do you call a German tampon? A twatstika."

"Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!"

"at library ME: This book wasn't helpful at all! LIBRARIAN: Why? What's the problem? BIRD: [mockingly] ""Why? What's the problem?"""

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for fresh prints"

"Nobody really knew that grandma had dentures until.... ...it came out during a conversation"

"Why do I have migraines? Well I can't have yourgraines, now can I?"