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Joke of the Day
"Brake fluid I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime."
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"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing with my life in 5 years... I mean, come on, it's not like I have 2020 vision."
"What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come in little white crackers"
"My 3 moods: 1. I'm too tired for this shit 2. I'm too old for this shit 3. I'm too sober for this shit"
"Knock Knock - Who's there? Joana. Joana who? I Joana close my eyes, I Joana fall asleep 'cause i miss you babe and i don't wanna miss a thing."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None. 1845 never forget."
"I was on a date with a girl at the cinema. We both put our hands into the popcorn at the same time, so to make it less awkward, I said, ""Don't worry, that's not the one I masturbate with."""
"How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie? Get some furniture"
"What illness causes breasts to grow all over your body? Heap-a-tities."
"What did the Ethiopian Government say when the United States sent over 1 million condoms to promote safe sex? Thanks for the sleeping bags"