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Joke of the Day
"A young jewish boy asks his father for $50 His father replies: ""$40? what do you need $30 for?"""
Next Joke
"What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies? ""Meet me - oh, right.."""
"Ever been so completely out of toilet paper that you send your kid next door to get some? Me neither, I just like to embarrass my kid."
"What did the child with no hands get for his birthday? Nobody knows yet."
"a 80s movie style montage of me trying on different condoms and my bros keep shaking their heads"
"""Like, 2?"" - someone in a decision-making position when asked how many outlets a hotel room should have"
"Interesting fact - 80% of people inside a Radio Shack have no idea how they got there or how to get out."
"I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd"
"I'll never be as horrified as the kid who suddenly realizes they've been following the wrong ""mom butt"" at the grocery store."
"I stumped my toe today and it felt pretty good 10/10 would bang again"