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Joke of the Day
"I stumped my toe today and it felt pretty good 10/10 would bang again"
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"Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head"
"What the plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me"
"Did you hear about the sheep who's young son carried him off the farm? He was on the lamb."
"I just yawned so loud now I'm pretty sure a whale somewhere is trying to answer."
"A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester."
"How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend? With arroz."
"Did you hear what the blind man said to the deaf man? Neither did he."
"If you ever struggle to make your woman happy, just remember Eve was in the Garden of Eden and it wasn't good enough."
"There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time."