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Joke of the Day

"Two Men Were Hunting Buffalo One put his ear to the ground He lifted his head up and said ""Buffalo come"" The other said ""How do you know?"" He said ""ear sticky"""

"Just got my Facebook account suspended for reading a full article before I shared it."

"When my first wife lost her credit card, I didn't report it. Because whoever found it was spending less than she was."

"Congratulations to Amy Winehouse... ...on six months of sobriety."

"What's the difference between In-laws and 0utlaws? Outlaws are wanted."

"What do you call Adrian Monk when he's angry? Rasputin"

"My WWII joke is quite predictable How did Jew Nazi that coming?"

"Fifty Shades of Grey beat the record for fastest selling R-rated movie in history... Well, first it tied the record... then it beat it.... [credit goes to the Late Night with Seth Meyers writers]"

"Unreliable eye witness testimony is the reason chameleons are nature's most elusive and successful serial killers."

"guy at work: ""good weekend?"" me: [in next toilet stall] ""please leave me alone"""