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Joke of the Day

"Two Men Were Hunting Buffalo One put his ear to the ground He lifted his head up and said ""Buffalo come"" The other said ""How do you know?"" He said ""ear sticky"""

"One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is."

"There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."

"The shittiest joke I know. A: My book is coming out soon! B: Really?Cool, congratulations. A: Thanks. I probably shouldn't have eaten it in the first place, though."

"What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ? A Gorilla"

"*a spider slowly rolls past my house on a tiny skateboard* ""kids, go to the bomb shelter. it seems my past has finally caught up with me"""

"What's the definition of ""Macho Man"" A guy who comes in 1st and 2nd in a circle jerk."

"My wife asked me what I want to do with her body... Apparently ""identify it"" wasn't the right answer."

"I'm thinking of doing my part and getting into taxidermy... It really is a dying art."

"Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business? He got too attached to his work."