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Joke of the Day

"Pac-Man is a good metaphor for life because the goal is to eat all the pellets in a level. There is also fruit & ghosts, just like in life"

"""The entire sky is mine to explore!Nah, Ill just swoop dangerously through traffic instead.""- Birds"

"How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying? Because he bawled."

"How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida? Was it my knees? Do I have terrorist's knees? Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then? That's good."

"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"

"How does a crazy person get out of the woods? They take the psychopath."

"There's only one thing I hate more that white supremacy. Black people"

"What do you call a pothead that murders? Stonedface killer."

"Where do otters come from? Otter Space."

"Remember where to put your commas kids... There's a big difference between helping your old uncle Jack, off his horse..."