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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jews and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney."
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"Fairly Fairness A butch, a bitch and a snitch all come together at the ""Pretty Rainbow People Bar."" The Butch complains, ""ugh all those itches"" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D FUKKEN LOLZ Downvote for cash!"
"What is a Fecalpheliac's favorite time of day? Ate Turdy"
"Me: What's the suite number on that address? 8: It just says ""Hashtag 301."" Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs."
"What is a Muslim's favorite type of meat? Shalami! haha!"
"Claustrophobic people are interesting Because they always try to think outside of the box."
"Dear Idiot: It's HOMEOpath, not HOMOpath. Homopath is like a crazy gay dude."
"Best book quotes out of context Touching the void: 'Fuck me, it's enormous!'"
"I'm sure I'm not the only person to ever use Google Maps Satellite feature to see whose car is in my driveway in the middle of the day."
"Every time I text this guy, he replies with ""Sorry, I'm driving."" It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now."