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Joke of the Day
"Best book quotes out of context Touching the void: 'Fuck me, it's enormous!'"
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"What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics? A God dam engineer."
"Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with dolls."
"Movie Trivia: Cloverfield was just Khloe Kardashian on a shopping trip in New York"
"that sad moment when you return to your normal life after watching an awesome movie"
"What has 5 arms and rocks? Def Leppard"
"Every time I open my mouth, some idiot starts talking."
"Not that anybody asked, but the Irresistible Force beats the Immovable Object every time."
"What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale? ""It was an absolute steal!"""
"What do you feed a disappearing cat? Evaporated milk"