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Joke of the Day

"Fairly Fairness A butch, a bitch and a snitch all come together at the ""Pretty Rainbow People Bar."" The Butch complains, ""ugh all those itches"" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D FUKKEN LOLZ Downvote for cash!"

"I think global warming is real because you hardly see The Penguin on episodes of Batman anymore"

"How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse it."

"Thief: Did u see me rob this bank?nTeller: well, yes!nn*Teller shot in the head*nThief: DID U SEE ME ROB THIS BANK?nMe: No. But my wife did!"

"Finally! A joke on here you've never heard before! That's the joke. Edit: Apparently you've heard this before. [New Punch Line] (http://i.imgur.com/rQvpv5h.jpg)"

"What did the fucking zombie say? Crack whores."

"There's a new app for people recovering from bad dates. Anyone ever tried *Cinder*?"

"A 'Jim's Dozen' is 11, because I take one for myself."

"My girlfriend said I should work on my foreplay. But now I'm at the range she won't stop phoning me."

"Why are Jewish men circumcised ? Because a Jewish woman won't touch anything unless it's 50% off."