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Joke of the Day

"Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers..."

"What do you call a smart blonde? A Labrador retriever"

"the only time its ok to call a black guy a nigga is when he shoots you ""dis nigga shot me!"""

"Life and Coffee I like my life like I like my coffee, as dark as it can possibly get."

"I hate all 1970's female solo artists What a bunch of pre-madonnas"

"I entered 10 puns into a contest last week. Do you know how many won? No pun in ten did."

"My Boss thought that getting a vasectomy would keep his wife from getting pregnant. All it did was change the color of the baby."

"When you'd rather read a book than date a girl ... it's prose over hoes."

"Girls who say, ""a lot of guys are after me"", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers"

"What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common? ...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican."