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Joke of the Day

"the only time its ok to call a black guy a nigga is when he shoots you ""dis nigga shot me!"""

"Woke up and saw my shadow and it looked fat. Six more weeks of self-loathing."

"Don't feed the animals at the zoo! You should better feed the security guard!"

"Funniest joke ever Your dick is big"

"Black and Blue? So I asked the question,"" Black and Blue or Gold and White"" ? ""It doesn't matter Sir"" replied the Police Officer ""Your wife still has extensive bruising"""

"Did you guys hear about the new business shopping center in Pepto County? They're calling it the Pepto Biz Mall"

"Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station."

"Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#"

"*school reunion* Guy: Reporter is cool I spose. I became a doctor so I could actually help people ya know Clark Kent: *fist clenched* mmm hm"

"I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness."