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Joke of the Day

"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round."

"What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!"

"A man walks in to a bar His alcoholism is destroying his family."

"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles"

"I don't know why everyone is suddenly talking about Twerking... My mate from Yorkshire has been doing it for years. As he says, it's how he gets t'money t'pay t'bills."

"There should be a food group called ""fuck it."""

"How did the Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Not bad."

"KID: *falls out of tree* I'm fine ADULT: *sleeps on neck a little strangely* I have to turn my whole body to look at you for the next week"

"Clueless shark. Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles? A : It had a bleed on its tail fin."

"What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !"