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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie? where the woman hires the devil to pull the priest out of her son."

"Before handing your wallet and wife's necklace over to that angry gunman, pause to consider how sweet it would be if your son became Batman."

"Excuse me, but do you need the Jaws of Life? Because damn girl, you're crushin' it"

"You're more useless than a..."

"What do you call a bunch of male pornstars on a flight together? Snakes on a plane."

"Earth has billions of inhabitants, while Uranus has only one.... My dick."

"In America, people rob banks ... In Soviet Russia, Banks rob you ! :)"

"Why did the accountant go crazy? He started to hear invoices in his head."

"Chuck Norris once broke wind so hard... it couldn't be fixed."

"The 9 circles of hell: 9) limbo 8) lust 7) gluttony 6) greed 5) anger 4) heresy 3) violence 2) fraud 1) shopping on Black Friday"