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Joke of the Day
"Pretty sure Brazil has an enormous wax museum."
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"I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles."
"What do you call a pickle on sale? A sweet Dill."
"You ever seen a really beautiful woman that you wanna go talk to? But then you think she's gonna freak out when you walk out of her closet?"
"Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle."
"What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use? Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt."
"WWII was just all the people w/ time machines who went back in time to kill hitler fighting the time travelers who wanted to protect hitler"
"2 men are in the bathroom. One is seen running in, the other leaving. What are their nationalities? Russian and Finnish!"
"These Mexican cannibals accidentally... These Mexican cannibals accidentally kill a priest for their meal. One of the guys asks the cook ""ay, what's for dinner?"" The cook says ""tacos al pastor"""
"My Bestie just got banned from Taco Bell. I cannot wait to hear this story. I have given table dances at Taco Bell and not got kicked out."