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Joke of the Day
"Pretty sure Brazil has an enormous wax museum."
Next Joke
"Why are mountain jokes the best? Because they're HILLarious"
"[romantic dinner] her: ""I was hoping it might just be the two of us."" ventriloquist dummy: ""he said I help with his confidence."""
"I DO help with the laundry. My wife just doesn't understand. I wear the same jeans for like two weeks straight."
"Surveys have shown that.. 6/7 dwarfs aren't Happy"
"Chuck Norris don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own."
"What do Ebola patients eat? Abola chicken noodle soup!"
"What's Italian Alzheimer's sound like? ""Whoa! fuggodaboutit!"""
"This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you"
"I had to use a rotary phone to try to get concert tickets so don't you tell me Ticket Master online is taking too long"