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Joke of the Day
"A dung beetle walks into a bar And asks the bartender, ""Is this stool taken?"""
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"Schrodinger's Pussy... There may or may not be a dick in the box."
"I noticed my car making this odd rumbling noise I think it might have gas."
"""We do not negotiate with Pterodactyls.""- President Barack Obamasaurus"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't call him anything because he won't come running anyhow."
"Why are DJ's so bad at fishing? Because they're always dropping the Bass."
"What's long and hard and makes women cry at night? Crib death."
"Cop: You know why I pulled you over? M: Speeding? C: No! M: Not using my blinker? C: No! M: Because I'm drunk? Cop: Sir get off the mower!"
"what's the difference between time and ronaldo? time passes"
"If you want a pretty nurse, you've got to be patient."