191940

Joke of the Day

"what's the difference between time and ronaldo? time passes"

"Congratulations, outspoken atheists! You've made not having a religion into your religion!"

"Hanging out with Helen Keller always made me feel like such a hipster. She'd never heard of any of the bands I like."

"What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team? The New York Jets ( )"

"I was going down on a quadriplegic.... When all of a sudden I tasted horse cum and thought, ""oh Grandma.... so THAT'S how you died."""

"Why was the anomaly so poor? Because it didn't make any cents!"

"If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me."

"[Girl from Willy Wonka turns into a blueberry] Wonka: Call in The Blue Man Group! [Blue Man Group rolls her out while singing Eiffle 65]"

"What is wrong with Riverdale that ARCHIE was the best option?"

"Were there this many idiots before the Internet?"