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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the new drink called Sandy? ...It's a watered down Manhattan!"

"Optimus Prime runs on AC current He's a transformer"

"Are you feeling sluggish and tired? Constantly yawning throughout your day? There's a nap for that!"

"Felt bad about hitting a car yesterday but I remembered to leave a note. Didn't have a pen so I used my key."

"The Russian version of ""How I Met Your Mother"" is just a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page."

"Why should you buy Adrian Peterson sun screen? Because it is very strong at beating the son."

"""Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years."" -Me to some dishes in my sink"

"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and maybe Prince Charming just doesn't like whiny bitches?"

"The next World Cup is going to be held in Nevada FIFA Las Vegas"

"The whole purpose of vacationing is to make you appreciate knowing where the channels are at home."