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Joke of the Day

"*walks up to bouncer* ""sorry pal, this is a private country club"" *peeks inside* [everybody's fist pumping hard as heck to kenny chesney]"

"How did the trout become a symbol for Christianity? Easy. By dropping ""trou"""

"The best jokes are the ones that have to be explained. Get it? Because that's the opposite of the truth, I was using sarcasm."

"A black man walks into a bar... ...with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender exclaims, ""Wow! How exotic! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" Says the parrot."

"My alarm is so needy... it wants attention at the worst times!"

"What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? A Pair!"

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"

"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys"

"Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing."

"If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy, you better spare a tree and eat a beaver."