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Joke of the Day

"What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked? It Hertz."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we give a shit."

"Shazam but for telling you the name of someone who's only just been introduced to you 5 minutes ago but you weren't listening."

"Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..? Because he Kant drive Immanuel."

"What do you call a bunch of male pornstars on a flight together? Snakes on a plane."

"My X made the worst coffee. I thought it was grounds for divorce."

"My neighbor claims to have a large collection of classic arcade games but I think it's just a case of 1UPmanship."

"6: I'm done. Me: you didn't even touch your food! 6 pokes food w/finger *without breaking eye contact* The Sass is strong with this one"

"Have you heard the joke about Baltimore? It's a riot!"

"I was born caesarean. You can't really tell, although, whenever I leave the house I go out through the window."