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Joke of the Day
"What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked? It Hertz."
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"I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like ""Oh she's cool she's one of us."""
"""I got you this for Valentine's Day."" [she opens the box and reveals several People magazines inside] ""I think we should see other people."""
"*maintains eye contact while checking 'Dating Librarians For Dummies' out from the library."
"Girl hey what's up? Boy if i tell you, will you sit on it? Sex is like a misdmeanor, the kore i miss it, the meaner i get."
"What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS? RICE-IS"
"Did you hear about the sale of lesbian beds at IKEA? No nuts or screwing; just tongue in groove"
"Trump after Obama is like Umbridge after Dumbledore. R.I.P"
"Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner."
"Stop asking me to vote for your kid in contests. I'm too nice of a person to tell you I'm surprised you got laid in the first place."